1. Dear Tumblr

    I got my tax return today. I’ve paid off some bills and bought some gifts. I’m bad at buying things for myself. 

    Things I want:

    New, decent, shotgun. 

    Tattoos.

    A handgun, my first.

    A few days of carefree relaxation in my home town. (I kinda like working and keeping productive, though.)

    A bond in the US Bank OF China

    or blow it on new shoes, pay ahead some bills, buy wonderful whisky, and have bbq.

      1. selfdistractive said: I vote whiskey AND guns.
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