December 2011
35 posts
Bored at work...
Words with friends: brianbadluck
I submit no excuse. If this is what I have to do I owe you every day I wake. If I could I would shrink myself, and sink through your skin to your blood cells, and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure. Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry? I am the watch you always wear but you forget to wind. Nobody plans to be half a world away at times like these, so...
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Our dog has been watching too much Dukes Of Hazzard…
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I can read and see Romeo and Juliet a million...
Yet, I’ll never tire of it.
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Drunk Uncle
Officially my new favorite SNL character.
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1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at levels far greater than...
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Dead.
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Fest 10 wrap up video.
Perfect.
Thank God.
It’s Lobotomy Day at work.
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